Posted 20 minutes ago

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

Posted 22 minutes ago

rockpapergizzards:

I USED TO BE A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS

Posted 22 minutes ago
rockpapergizzards:

NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME

rockpapergizzards:

NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME

Posted 23 minutes ago

cygate:

mom: [something about responsibilities, my future, college etc.]

me:image

(Source: heckbat)

Posted 26 minutes ago

lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

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that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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Posted 2 days ago